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		<title>Maya&#8217;s messages to Santa</title>
		<link>http://kristineevans.com/2008/12/15/mayas-messages-to-santa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kristine</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Maya left a series of messages for Santa this morning.
Listen to them in order.  It took her a while to figure out it was a
message she was leaving and that Santa was not getting on the phone.
Turn it up.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maya left a series of messages for Santa this morning.<br />
Listen to them in order.  It took her a while to figure out it was a<br />
message she was leaving and that Santa was not getting on the phone.<br />
Turn it up.</p>
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<a href='http://kristineevans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/santa__3_2008.wav' title='santa__3_2008.wav'>santa__3_2008.wav</a><br />
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		<title>Happy Birthday Bill!</title>
		<link>http://kristineevans.com/2008/12/09/happy-birthday-bill-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:35:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kristine</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Bill
Happy Birthday to you!
Hope you have a wonderful day!
Love, your girls

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Birthday to you<br />
Happy Birthday to you<br />
Happy Birthday dear Bill<br />
Happy Birthday to you!</p>
<p>Hope you have a wonderful day!</p>
<p>Love, your girls<br />
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		<title>Dorothy</title>
		<link>http://kristineevans.com/2008/11/29/dorothy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kristine</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Happy Birthday ETE Club!</title>
		<link>http://kristineevans.com/2008/11/28/happy-birthday-ete-club/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 06:27:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kristine</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ETE is finally here!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Justin and Sean.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center>ETE is finally here!<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMZtrbtqywE&#038;feature=related">HAPPY BIRTHDAY</a><br />
Justin and Sean.</center></p>
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		<title>Puss caterpillar</title>
		<link>http://kristineevans.com/2008/11/18/puss-caterpillar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kristine</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This hairy son of a bitch stung my daughter today.  She is fine, after some serious pain.
I thought I would share it with you all since I had never seen anything like it before.

The Puss Caterpillar (the adult is called Southern Flannel Moth) is
our most &#8220;dangerous&#8221; stinging caterpillar. Contact may produce
severe reactions including: intense [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This hairy son of a bitch stung my daughter today.  She is fine, after some serious pain.<br />
I thought I would share it with you all since I had never seen anything like it before.<br />
<img src='http://kristineevans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/puss1.jpg' alt='puss1.jpg' /></p>
<p>The Puss Caterpillar (the adult is called Southern Flannel Moth) is<br />
our most &#8220;dangerous&#8221; stinging caterpillar. Contact may produce<br />
severe reactions including: intense burning and nettling of the skin;<br />
severe pain; reddening and inflammation; development of pustules<br />
and other lesions; numbness; swelling; and nausea. Pain may<br />
persist from one to twelve or more hours. In some instances,<br />
victims have required medical attention. The severity of the<br />
reaction is generally proportional to size. Also, newly molted skins<br />
retain stinging capabilities.<br />
The Puss Caterpillar grows to about one inch long and looks like a<br />
mini-version of the furry tribbles from Star Trek. They are thickly<br />
covered with fine, long, tan, grayish to brown hairs, among which<br />
are hidden venomous setae. Hairs peak roof-like over the back and<br />
taper rearward to form a &#8220;tail.&#8221; Puss Caterpillars feed on foliage of a<br />
variety of broadleaf trees and shrubs such as apple, elm, hackberry,<br />
maple, oak, pecan, and sycamore.</p>
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		<title>I will miss you</title>
		<link>http://kristineevans.com/2008/11/03/i-will-miss-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kristine</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Today my beloved Chauncey Billups was traded from the Pistons to Denver.
My heart is broken.
Watch these clips of his undeniable awesomeness.

I actually have this picture (autographed by Chauncey) thanks to my husband. 
I would also like to add an honorable mention to Antonio McDyess, who was also traded to Denver for Allen Iverson.  McDyess [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today my beloved Chauncey Billups was traded from the Pistons to Denver.<br />
My heart is broken.<br />
Watch <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8XkTy4plGU&#038;feature=related">these clips</a> of his undeniable awesomeness.<br />
<img src='http://kristineevans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/929982chauncey-billups-2004-nba-championship-mvp-trophies-photofile-posters.jpg' alt='929982chauncey-billups-2004-nba-championship-mvp-trophies-photofile-posters.jpg' /><br />
I actually have this picture (autographed by Chauncey) thanks to my husband. </p>
<p>I would also like to add an honorable mention to Antonio McDyess, who was also traded to Denver for Allen Iverson.  McDyess may have been my second favorite Piston.  </p>
<p>All this 2.5 weeks before we travel to Detroit to attend a home game for my birthday.  </p>
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		<title>A family full of Ben Folds fans</title>
		<link>http://kristineevans.com/2008/09/25/a-family-full-of-ben-folds-fans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 17:39:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kristine</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[kristine:  oh man, let&#8217;s do a ben folds cover
kristine:  me and you
bill:  haha
bill:  ok
bill:  &#8216;you don&#8217;t know me&#8217;
bill:  you&#8217;ll be regina spektor
kristine:  maya would do backup on &#8216;hiroshima&#8217;
kristine:  she loves that song
kristine:  she listened to it on the computer this morning while i made her lunch
kristine: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>kristine:  oh man, let&#8217;s do a <a href="http://benfolds.com/">ben folds</a> cover<br />
kristine:  me and you<br />
bill:  haha<br />
bill:  ok<br />
bill:  &#8216;you don&#8217;t know me&#8217;<br />
bill:  you&#8217;ll be regina spektor<br />
kristine:  maya would do backup on &#8216;hiroshima&#8217;<br />
kristine:  she loves that song<br />
kristine:  she listened to it on the computer this morning while i made her lunch<br />
kristine:  we might have the coolest kid ever<br />
bill:  haha<br />
bill:  I&#8217;m pretty sure we do</p>
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		<title>For James&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kristineevans.com/2008/08/24/for-james/</link>
		<comments>http://kristineevans.com/2008/08/24/for-james/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kristine</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[James, I would like to dedicate this post to you.
Enjoy&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://xamichee.net/">James</a>, I would like to dedicate this post to you.<br />
Enjoy&#8230;<br />
<img src='http://kristineevans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/clouds_320.jpg' alt='clouds_320.jpg' /></p>
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		<title>R.I.P. Bernie Mac</title>
		<link>http://kristineevans.com/2008/08/17/rip-bernie-mac/</link>
		<comments>http://kristineevans.com/2008/08/17/rip-bernie-mac/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 22:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kristine</dc:creator>
		
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4FOJFLJVlQ&#038;feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4FOJFLJVlQ&#038;feature=related</a><br />
<img src='http://kristineevans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bernie-mac-1.thumbnail.jpg' alt='bernie-mac-1.jpg' /</center></p>
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		<title>I&#8217;M A MILLIONAIRE!!</title>
		<link>http://kristineevans.com/2008/08/13/im-a-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kristine</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[What follows is by far the best spam email I have ever received, or actually opened and read.  I thought this was hilarious so I had to share.  How do people fall for this junk?

Good day Evans
My name is Roberts Cessay a Banker and accountant with Bank
Atlantique Abidjan . I am the personal [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What follows is by far the best spam email I have ever received, or actually opened and read.  I thought this was hilarious so I had to share.  How do people fall for this junk?</p>
<p><img src='http://kristineevans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/71014_moneyhappiness_vl-vertical.jpg' alt='71014_moneyhappiness_vl-vertical.jpg' /></p>
<p><em><strong>Good day Evans<br />
My name is Roberts Cessay a Banker and accountant with Bank<br />
Atlantique Abidjan . I am the personal accounts manager to Engr Lake<br />
Evans, who used to work with an oil servicing company here in Cote<br />
Ivoire.</p>
<p>My client, his wife, and their three children were involved in the ill<br />
fated Kenya Airways crash in the coasts of Abidjan in January 2000 in<br />
which all passengers on board died. Since then I have made several<br />
inquiries to his embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives<br />
but that as been unsuccessful .After several unsuccessful attempts, I<br />
decided to trace his last name over the internet ,to see if I could<br />
locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.</p>
<p>Of particular interest is this huge deposit with our bank here in,<br />
where the deceased has an account valued at about ($16 million US<br />
dollars).They have issued me a notice to pro vide the next of kin or<br />
the bank will declare the account unserviceable and thereby send the<br />
funds to the bank treasury. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating<br />
the relatives for over last 6years now, I will seek your consent to<br />
present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same<br />
last names, so that the proceeds of this account valued at ($16million<br />
US dollars) can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money.</p>
<p>All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal<br />
through .I guarantee that this will be executed under all legitimate<br />
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. In your<br />
reply mail, I want you to give me your full names, address, date of<br />
birth, telephone and fax numbers .If you can handle this with me, reach<br />
me now for more details.</p>
<p>Thanking you for your anticipated cooperation.<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Roberts Cessay</strong></em></p>
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